doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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