Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
