You surviving the open bar?
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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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