i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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