this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It's shark week go big or go home
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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