whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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