We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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