dude i'm inner monologue high
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Itโs a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I donโt need to see yours.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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