umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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