Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
