How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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