weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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