physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
How's work?
Spinning.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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