They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
