OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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