I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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