Well douche your snatch and let's go!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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