Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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