Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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