dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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