you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
