If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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