I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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