yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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