If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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