Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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