Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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