That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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