yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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