Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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