I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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