do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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