I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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