remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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