My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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