I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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