I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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