I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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