So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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