You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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