he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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