Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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