Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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