idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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