did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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