You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
you never un-have a 4some
Success! We fucked roommates!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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