i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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