hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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