PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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