he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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