can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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