K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
its not stalking. its research.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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