"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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