i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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