So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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