You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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