I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
