Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast