I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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