he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
me + whiskey = a bad person
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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