please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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